Day 152…

The “S” stands for surprisingly sensitive. I’m not judging though, Superwoman.

| Now playing: The Weeknd ft. Drake – “The Zone” |

Day 141 (J…)

“The only way you’re preggers is if your secret middle name is Mary”.

I don’t use this joke nearly enough as I should. lol.

Maybe because, pregnancy scares are as serious as cancer to me. Word!

Day 137…

I know it’s been awhile.

You know me, fattening the elephant in the room rather than poaching it and making some nice ivory frames for your new place.

Here I am now. Talk to me. Tell me. Let me be there with you. Harder challenges are yet to come.

But for now, we’re gonna be alright.