I heard this joke yesterday:
The Pope and Jacob Zuma died on the same day and because of an
administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Jacob Zuma went to
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and
after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. “However”, the clerk explains, “it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified”.
Next day the Pope is called and Hell’s staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Jacob Zuma coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.
“Sorry about the mix up”, apologizes the Pope.
“No problem” replied Jacob Zuma,
Pope: “I am really anxious to get to heaven”
Zuma: “Why is that?”
Pope: “All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary”
Zuma: “You’re a day late”
Now Playing: 88 Keys – ‘Dirty Peaches’